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HOUSE RULES
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Pornstar, Extended Cut
$15Same Script, Different Format
Botanist Gin, Passionfruit, Vanilla, Lime, Chilies, Prosecco, Tonic. -
Local-ish
$14An Aperol Spritz But Better
Atost Strawberry Amaro, Honey Liqueur, Bergamot, Prosecco, Soda, Orange. -
Pear Pressure
$15Go ahead. Make a pour decision
Pear Brandy, Clove Syrup, Lemon Juice, Soda -
The Fig Gambit
$12Checkmate tastes like this
Fords Gin, Lime Juice, Cinnamon Fig Syrup -
Chais The Limit
$12Your the captain now
Captain Morgan, Chai Concentrate, Cream, Cinnamon -
Amaro You Need
$12Your emotional support amaro
Cynar, Ramazzotti, Lemon Juice, Turbinado Syrup -
Midnight Eclipse
$13Full moon behavior encouraged
Empress Gin, Chambord, Lemon, Clove Syrup -
Black Magic Marg
$13Owens sisters approved
Tequila, Cointreau, Lime Juice, Blackberry Turbo Syrup -
Sweater Weather
$13Cuffing season starts at the bar
Bourbon, Lemon Juice, Maple Syrup, Apple Cider
Brain Freeze
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Roll the Ice
$12our blender is more creative than we are today
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Pumpkin Espressotini
$13The PSL Broke the Rules
Vodka, Coffee Liquor, Cold Brew, Pumpkin Spice Syrup
In Vino Veritas
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Glass
$12 -
Bottle
$48
Sparkling
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Prosecco
AVISSI. MV. VENETO, IT
CHAMPAGNE'S DOWN-TO-EARTH SIBLING
Rosé & Orange
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Rosé
LA JOLIE FLEUR. MEDITERRANEE, FR
IT'S PINK. IT SLAPS -
Orange
J&C Pur jus, cahors, fr
ORANGE IS THE NEW PINK
White
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Pecorino
UMANI RONCHI. ABRUZZO, IT
ZIPPY AND DEEP
Red
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Malbec
Niento Senetiner, Mendoz, AR
NOT YOUR MOTHER’S MALBEC -
Cabernet Sauvignon
quilt Threadcount, Sonoma, CAR
EARTHY. IMPRESSIVE. SECOND DATE MATERIAL.
Shots
Add a Hamm’s +4-
Green Tea
$8not that kind. sweet, smooth, slips down easy.
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Lemon Drop
$8pucker up, party’s here.
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Pickle Back
$8salty, savory, Nutty. bizarrely perfect. trust falls in shot form.
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Wild Card
$8Mystery pour. you move, champ.
Practice Rounds
non-alcoholic options-
Bitter, Not Broken
$12The good kind of bitter—like blocking your ex.
Pathfinder N/A Amaro, Lemon, Clove, Ginger Beer -
Phony Negroni
$10all the bitterness, none of the poor decisions.
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Athletic Brewing
$7Rotating Selection
Crispy Bois
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Hamm’s
$5LAGER
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Modelo Especial
$7CERVEZA
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Coors Banquet
$6LAGER
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High Life
$6LAGER
Make It a Spaghett $3
Fancy Bois
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Odell IPA
$8IPA
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Odell 90 Shilling
$7Amber Ale
Snacks
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Classic Grilled Cheese
$8sourdough, american cheese, cheddar, velveeta.
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Elote but make it Grilled Cheese
$14sourdough, roasted corn, jalapeno, cotija, pepperjack, lime crema.
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No Notes Grilled Cheese
$16sourdough, peach & bacon jam, mascarpone, mozzarella, hot honey.
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We’re So F*ckin’ Fancy Grilled Cheese
$16Prosciutto, Fig, Provolone, Goat Cheese, Basil
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No Restraint Nachos
$16carnitas, green chili, cheddar, pepperjack, black beans, corn, pico de gallo, pickled jalapenos, crema.
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Above the Street Tacos
$15flour tortillas, chicken tinga, cotija, pico de gallo, lime crema.
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Done Right Hummus
$16harissa, dukkah, lemon olive oil, pita, veggies.
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Mon Cheri Salad
$12mixed greens, candied pecans, goat cheese, dried cherries, sherry dijon vinaigrette.
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Tsukemono Cucumbers
$6pickled with rice wine vinegar, ginger, garlic, onion, sesame, tamari, furikake.
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Vaso De Fruta
$10mango, jicama, cantaloupe, pineapple, chamoy, tajin, mint.
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Rice Krispie Treat
$3 - $5plain $3 | topping du jour $5
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Lunchable
$6rotating selection, ask your bartender.
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Uncrustables
$4rotating selection, ask your bartender.
everyday of the week
5:00p-5:30p & 9p-9:30p
HALFIE HOUR
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Wine
$6 -
Shots
$4 -
Hamm’s Lager
$2 -
Well
$4whiskey high ball, moscow mule, gin+tonic